| Wirly is the product of the meeting of ex-model Ingrid | | | | obscure sense of humour with a fascination for |
| Bjerge and a former Jesuit priest. They met at a | | | | everything that is morbid and dark In fact it would |
| casino in Las Vegas and engaged in a frantic love | | | | seem that quite a lot about Wirly can be depicted as |
| affair. Exotic drinks and other intoxicating substances | | | | dark. This does not apply to her taste for colours |
| not disclosed to others are rumoured to have been | | | | however, as her favourites are shades of pink and |
| contributing factors. "Friends" of the couple have | | | | orange. |
| revealed that this was reportedly the first touch of | | | | Wirly has a half-brother named Tomasito. Some time |
| love her father had. The intensity of the love affair | | | | ago Tomasito was found floating on a raft in the |
| drove him over the edge mentally and caused a rather | | | | waters near the channel island Jersey. He is a very |
| abrupt departure from the Jesuits. He later started his | | | | talkative and curious young boy, but his gibberish is |
| own post apocalyptic cult and has taken the new | | | | incomprehensible to all. His favourite toy is by |
| name of Ildefons Shyam. The cult, and thus he, is doing | | | | coincidence a small raft he carries where ever he |
| quite well financially by collecting donations from | | | | goes. Attached to the raft was a note written in poor |
| thousands of believers to build a temple that will stand | | | | English asking for please to deliver him to his father, |
| after the destruction of the world. | | | | reverend Ildefons Shyam. Upon his reception the |
| When Wirly's mother realised that she was with child, | | | | reverend quickly saw the potential in this situation and |
| she went to a rehab clinic in Switzerland to control her | | | | proclaimed for the cult that Tomasito is the sign that |
| anorexia nervosa and withdrew from the jet set life | | | | the End is near and turned Tomasito into a holly figure |
| she had lead. After Wirlys birth she left the baby with | | | | for the cult. |
| a nanny from Germany, named Helga, and moved to | | | | Tomasito follows Wirly almost all the time. The only |
| India and from thence to Tibet where she discovered | | | | time that he is not around his beloved half sister is |
| Buddhism, yoga and new fascinating techniques of | | | | when he is at the altar blessing the members of the |
| plastic surgery. She spends most of her time at the | | | | cult Frequently after Tomasito having been in Wirlys |
| Samskaras Spa in Tibet trying to postpone the | | | | care, the reverend has to recover his prophetic |
| inevitable... aging. | | | | offspring from the arms of the law. |
| Wirly's personality is a highly explosive mix of her | | | | Willy is a penguin originating in the Antarctica. However |
| parents', a perfect balance between arrogance and | | | | Willy is not like most penguins in the sense that he |
| vanity. Her age is not known as she does not disclose | | | | does not thrive in the large numbers. For this reason he |
| it to anyone she is mischievous, self-centred and most | | | | was trekking to Bouvet Island hoping to find a more |
| of the time mean. Wirly loves to create a stir and will | | | | secluded spot for himself. During the trek he made a |
| make good use of any opportunity to do so. She was | | | | navigational error and ended up in the UK where he |
| born a gifted child with an exceptionally high IQ. She | | | | met Wirly for the first time. Willy instantly fell in love |
| has transcendental powers and thus she is capable of | | | | with her and now follows her everywhere. He is very |
| entering other people. A Vatican council has concluded | | | | possessive and tries to keep people as far away |
| with that the only way to control her powers is by | | | | from Wirly as possible by using all the martial training |
| permanently putting boxing gloves and sunglasses on | | | | that he learned from a book while travelling to Bouvet |
| her. | | | | Island. |
| Using her charisma and charm Wirly can be very | | | | Wirly has a blind fly pet. It is considered a scientific |
| sweet and loving, though this only applies to when it is | | | | sensation as it has been with Wirly since it |
| in her personal interest. Her love for things and money | | | | transformed from the larva stage 4 years ago. She |
| are as clear as the day light. Her dream is to be a | | | | took on the fly as a pet while learning about flies at |
| musician. She is currently single but intends to marry a | | | | school. She was taught that a fly would only live for |
| rich and famous movie star that can afford to launch | | | | 24 hours. Due to the clear discrepancy between |
| her training and career as a musician. Her two | | | | school teaching and practical life, Wirly decided to drop |
| favourite books are The Divine Comedy and Fausto. | | | | out of school. She has currently launched a lawsuit |
| Her nanny used to read those two books to her at | | | | against the educational institution she formerly attended |
| bed time and they somehow bring about good | | | | for wrong teachings and manipulating the truth. |
| memories from her childhood. Wirly has a very | | | | |