The Official Nonexistence of Area 51 - Part One

The government has officially denied the existence ofdeclare. Wait a minute! I thought they officially
Area 51, which many conspiracy theorists havedeclassified it in 1997? How is that different from the
translated as meaning that it DOES in fact exist. So,designation being canceled? This is very suspicious
they deny the denial! Hmmm. Sounds like some kind ofand confusing, if not just inconsistent! I'm seriously
weird reverse-psychology psychobabble. So, if thestarting to wonder what the heck is going on around
government says it doesn't exist, why does everyonehere! Anyway, the name stuck regardless -- although
else know that it does? Is the government thatthe government has officially denied it. Go figure!
clueless? Sometimes I wonder. But obviously their lameI suppose there's a small grain of truth to the
bluff is fooling nobody. Because I think they knowgovernment stating that Area 51 doesn't exist, if they
something. And they know that we know that theyofficially dropped that special moniker. But I seriously
know something! So all they can do is deny it! But wethink something still exists on that location no matter
turn around and deny that they deny something! Yikes!what it's called, and if top-secret projects have existed
It's a ridiculous vicious circle.there in the past, most likely they still do.
Technically, the government has officially "declassified"Alright, folks, if you sneak down to the southern end of
the existence of Area 51, and this was declared inNevada to a large section of land right next to a dry
1997. Does this mean it officially existed before thissalt flat known as Groom Lake, you'll discover the
date, and that it officially doesn't exist now? Wait anonexistent Area 51, where you'll find warning signs
minute! "Declassified" means to remove official securityagainst trespassers declaring threats, such as, "USE
classification (according to good old Webster). Alright,OF DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED." And you'll
folks, if that's the case, this must mean Area 51 didalso be greeted by friendly uniformed security guards
NOT exist before 1997, because it was too top-secretwith M16s, because they are "authorized" to execute
to be able to exist -- and so now it DOES exist,"deadly force" upon any intruders. So I would suggest
because it doesn't withhold secrets any longer. Right?that you don't actually go down there, or you'll get into
Or perhaps it means its existence has now becomehot water. But the very fact that security personnel will
totally obsolete, so it might as well not exist anymore.stop you with "deadly force" makes me think they are
At least not the way we would like to remember it --definitely hiding something.
replete with absolute secrecy and cloak-and-daggerSpeaking of deadly force (to take a phrase and beat it
scenarios! Or perhaps we're led to believe that alllike a dead horse), the airspace over Area 51 is
"classified" projects in this locality have ceased, orconsidered absolutely restricted, which means all
relocated elsewhere -- which really means theyunidentified aircraft will be shot down, some reports
actually continue regardless of such official statements.say. Alright, if nothing is going on at Area 51, if it's
One of their lame bluffs obviously. Is it possible thatdeclassified, or defunct, or worse, it's flat-out
such ambiguous implications are just the ramificationsnonexistent, then why would you be shot out of the
of another sordid cover-up? Perhaps "declassified"sky if you just happen to be flying overhead?
really means "still classified!" Yikes! This can all getSomething stinks here.
pretty confusing. I know I'm confused!Getting technical now, that legendary place we all
It's all too obvious that the reason Area 51's existenceknow as Area 51 is presently called the Air Force
has been so desperately denied by the governmentFlight Test Center, Detachment 3, and it's off-limits to
and military alike is because there have beencivilians and even certain military pilots, or virtually
numerous reports of top-secret research projectsanyone snooping around -- because "deadly force" will
going on there, so to deny their existence, it followsbe applied! Within this area is an airfield that some
that the government has to deny the very locationreports say is for highly classified research and
where these covert undertakings are taking place.development, such as the testing of advanced or
However, the US Air Force owns this nonexistentexperimental military aircraft. If you connect the dots,
area where top-secret projects thrive that also don'tsome of these aircrafts are possibly products of
exist. Don't be surprised, because this area also doesreverse-engineered alien technology via alien
not appear on any current public United Statesspacecrafts. Some reports declare that such
government maps -- because IT DOES NOT EXIST!extraterrestrial crafts are stored at Area 51. Including
However, it is a fact that the designation labeled asthe one that crashed at Roswell in 1947. This must
"Area 51" has been seen in much older maps. Yikes!mean that the military has confiscated these crafts,
Someone should have burned all those maps!perhaps after they were aggressively shot down, and
To be specific, I'm referring to maps of the Nevadawere still salvageable in order to research their
Test Site, which evidently change their colors, so toadvanced technology, then conveniently used to
speak, when classified operations suddenly pop up, sodevelop our own upgraded aircrafts. In fact, there is
certain "areas" seem to magically disappear fromone rumor that a few Soviet aircrafts are stored there
newer NTS maps. Hmmm. Sounds fishy.(and it's classified how the military retrieved them!), or is
The reason for the number "51" is because this secretthis just another cover story to disavow
place is in grid number 51 of the Nevada Test Site thatwhistleblowers who tell the public that extraterrestrial
is found at the Nellis Air Force Range. In fact, there iscrafts are secretly concealed at Area 51?
an Area 19 and an Area 20. And of course there areHere's another kick in the teeth I discovered. Most of
numerous other areas we don't know anything aboutthe reports I researched implied that Area 51 has been
-- or that possibly don't really exist -- because theyoperated and owned by the US Air Force, at least
were probably "declassified." Which probably translatesthat's what I was led to believe. A totally different
to "still classified." Sometimes I think the governmentreport suggests that when Area 51 was first
purposefully redefines certain terminology andestablished, it was not an Air Force facility; neither was
acknowledges the opposite meaning instead, to coverit connected to any branch of the military. Instead,
something up, thereby confusing us. Creating confusionLockheed and the CIA were operating it, and
is one of the government's main objectives, let's notsupposedly Air Force pilots were hired by the CIA to
forget.work on this clandestine facility -- most likely to be test
In 1958, the Nevada Test Site was divided into severalpilots for experimental aircrafts; alien, Soviet, our own,
numbered areas, one of which was officiallyor otherwise. Is this bit of info true, or just more
designated as Area 51, which became famous overdiversionary tactics to confuse us? Who's actually
the years, due to Hollywood and numerous conspiracytaking credit for running this joint, anyway? And are
theorists and various strange reports that may or maythey just going to deny it like they always do? Perhaps
not be true. But you see, the "Area 51" designationwe will never know.
was canceled sometime in the 1970s, reports oddly