| A werewolf attack can be a frightening thing. | | | | completely turn off the werewolf, causing him to skulk |
| Werewolves are huge, half man half beasts, often | | | | off and seek a meal elsewhere. |
| with no moral code, or sense of right or wrong. They | | | | One thing you have to remember is that many |
| are animals that are bigger than you, just as smart as | | | | werewolves transmit the werewolf virus via an |
| you, and are hunting you. | | | | exchange of body fluids. So if you are attacked by a |
| Luckily humans are no slouches and over the years | | | | werewolf and you somehow manage to survive, you |
| we have come up with a number of ways to repel a | | | | should start watching for signs of lycanthropy. If you |
| werewolf if one does indeed attack. First of all, | | | | start scratching your ear with your foot, have random |
| everyone knows that silver is deadly to these | | | | hair growth, feel the need to use the bathroom on a |
| creatures. Silver bullets, silver knives, even a gaudy | | | | leash, or develop a sudden fear of the vacuum |
| silver ring can all cause damage to these hulking | | | | cleaner, then you may be in trouble. Immediately order |
| creatures. As such you should start investing in silver | | | | a subscription to cat fancy magazine, and start |
| weaponry right now. When the werewolf apocalypse | | | | watching re-runs of Garfield to try and counteract the |
| happens you want to be ready. | | | | effects of the poison. |
| If you don't happen to have any silver, then another | | | | The most important thing is not to panic. Even though |
| trick is to play sick, or dead. Werewolves want to eat | | | | werewolves are ravening beasts that want nothing |
| you, but not if your diseased. They are actually rather | | | | more than to eat you, sometimes you can escape by |
| cleanly animals, and are known for being the most | | | | using a silver axe, or by puking a lot. Also its important |
| fastidious beings in the mythological world. As such, if | | | | to never fall in love with a werewolf. They tend to be |
| you are attacked, induce vomiting immediately. This will | | | | abusive to their spouses and also often have flees. |