Introducing Your Cat To Ghosts

What do you do if you are trying to introduce your catstand by my belief that there is no "bad luck"
to your household - and your house is haunted? Howassociated with a black cat, but I do have to admit one
do you introduce your new cat to the ghosts who,thing.
well, may be part of your family?My black cat acted very strangely on Halloween.
Yeah, I know, most people will probably lift a disdainfulGranted, the Santanas (hot California winds) were
nostril at this. I suspect that the majority don't believe inblowing through the house, and there were a lot of
the Supernatural, and to tell you the truth I shouldn'tstrange noises and movements that came about
either.because of the wind.
I've got a scientific background, having graduated inBut still...
Chemistry and worked as an Industrial Chemist forIt was as if he was sensing something else going on.
many years. As such, I'm fully aware that ScienceSomething that wasn't there.
doesn't recognize the Supernatural.Well, a lot of people think cats are psychic. Bill Murray
Now, I have to qualify that. In the 1970's there was anencountered a psychic cat in "Broken Flowers", when
ongoing movement on the part of the scientifiche visited an ex-flame who was a "Cat Whisperer".
community to investigate supernatural phenomena, andHer cat sat and stared at him unblinkingly for the entire
an entire issue of the magazine Science was devotedduration of his visit. He asked his ex-girlfriend about the
to it. After several years of investigation, thecat, and she replied, "He says you have a hidden
community concluded that the Supernatural does notagenda".
exist -- primarily because supernatural phenomena areCats seem to have some kind of special knowledge
not reproducible.or perception of the world that we humans lack. Many
For a fact to be established by the Scientific Method, itcat owners testify to the experience of having their
has to be reproducible - identical results must becat arch her back, growl and spit at something that
obtained under identical conditions by all researchers"isn't there".
repeating the same experiment. Because of this,So, if this is indeed the case, that at least some cats
Science concluded that the Supernatural doesn't exist.are sensitive to the Supernatural, and by implication,
Results of experimentation were not repeatable.sensitive to ghosts, perhaps ghost hunters like the
It wasn't amenable to the Scientific Method.TAPS people ("Ghost Hunters", the SciFi Channel),
But the nagging question remains: if a phenomenon isn'tmight consider identifying these cats and carrying them
measurably reproducible, does it mean that it's notinto the haunted places they investigate. Sort of like
there?miners carrying caged Canaries down into mines as
Modern Quantum Physics has reopened the possibilityindicators of poison gas.
of other realms we can neither measure nor perceive.Who knows? These "Feline Ghost Detectors" might
Stephen Hawking has suggested that the reality webe more reliable than some of the high tech Infrared
find ourselves in is merely a statistical summation of alldevices and sound recording systems TAPS uses to
possible parallel realities - none of which can be directlyprovide indications of wayward spirits. The latter
measured -- which come about because of choicesinstruments sometimes give false readings due to lazy
that, well, we have made.homeowners who fail to fix their malfunctioning
Now, I'm not a Quantum Physicist, but to me this wouldtransformers and fuse boxes.
indicate that there are indeed other realms beside thePerhaps a black cat, who won't arch his back
one we live in that we cannot perceive.because of electromagnetism leaking from a defective
But maybe your cat can. In particular, there is afuse box, might reliably "spit" at a real ghost.
mystique surrounding the black cat, which I tried toWho knows?
debunk in my article "A Black Cat is Only a Cat". I still© 2006 John Young, All Rights Reserved.