Classifications of Hauntings - The Who's Who of the Paranormal

In the paranormal field you will deal with many differentTheoretical Cause
forms of hauntings and many different claims ofA poltergeist is initiated by pent-up stress on a
hauntings. It is important in the interest of appearingsubconscious level, often explained as uncontrolled
professional that you are knowledgeable in thepsycho kinetic activity or 'Recurrent Spontaneous
different types of hauntings. Firstly lets define what aPsychokinesis' (RSPK). This RSPK can theoretically be
haunting is.channeled and focused by high deposits of Lime stone
A haunting is the act of a person or thing that haunts;and quartz. This theory supports all skeptics
visitation.everywhere, it suggests that pent up stress on your
Now that definition is a bit vague so to further refinemind may cause delirium resulting in hallucinations that
our definition lets look at the definition of the termare precieved as a less than welcome Ghost.
Haunt.This is probably the more accurate theory and is a
Haunt: To inhabit, visit, or appear to in the form of avalid psychoanalysis of a alleged poltergeist haunting.
ghost or other supernatural being.NOTE: Jumping to this conclusion prematurely can
Now we could clearly see that in the definitions listedbring question to ones professionalism.
above a "Haunting" is a ghost or supernatural beingA Second Theory:
that visits, appears or inhabits a location. These ofA spirit of a human or doppelganger that is exhibiting
course are the paranormal definitions of a haunting andmalicious and violent tendencies. This spirit is often
a haunt, as we all know a song can haunt you as wellbelieved to be a person who once lived at the location
as a thought or even an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriendthat is unhappy with the current inhabitants or died at
so remember that this definition is only for thethe location in a horrible and or violent way. Interestingly
paranormal field.enough this theory has some basis to it. Though it can
With the definition of a haunting fresh in our minds letspossibly be plausible this theory in itself is flawed. A
take a look at some of the theoretical causes of anspirit that has had a violent death more often than not
alleged haunting. There are many "causes" towill cry out for help rather than lash out in a violent
hauntings believed by many investigators worldwide.way.
While these theories seem to have basis andWith this said it can be concluded that a violent or
plausibility the truth is that it is simply unknown whatmalicious "Poltergeist" could be classified as our next
truly causes a haunting. It is important to rememberdesignation "Non-Human".
that the following few statements are theories only.Characteristics of a Poltergeist:
One theory is, and is the most widely believed, that the- Movement and hurling around of inanimate, often
"ghost" has unfinished business with this world and thatextremely heavy, objects.
it has anchored the spirit to this semi conscious life.- The opening and closing of doors and windows by
This theory while commendable in its assumptionsno visible means.
cannot be proved. This is why it is still considered- Unexplained noises such as voices, moans, screams,
theory. Though this is probably the more accurate ofexplosions, crashes, raps, thumps, scratches and
the theories.knocks on floors, doors and walls, heavy footsteps,
Theory Two:bed-shaking.
The spirit of a dearly departed will return to earth as a- The breaking of household objects such as crockery.
guardian spirit sent by God. A truly comforting theory- The destruction of garments, the throwing of stones,
to say the least but it doesn't answer the fact thatrocks and dirt, bad smells, mysterious fires.
these spirits sometimes will play pranks or interact with- the appearance of pools of water on floors, the
you or even cry for help themselves.malfunctioning of electrical equipment, telephone ringing,
The third and final theory that will be covered today is:the unexplained appearance of objects ('apports'),
These are demons and angels that pose as our lovedapparitions and even physical assault.
ones to corrupt us or inspire us. Interesting to say theThe next and final classification of haunting we will look
least but yet not completely perfect. Perhaps all threeat is "Non-Human". This classification is normally known
may combine into an ultimate answer or maybe it isas Demonic... For purposes of fairness and length this
just left to the unknown. The answer to What causesterm has combined all Non-Human spirits together.
a Haunting may never be truly answered.Angels, Demons and Deities are covered briefly in this
What we do know is that natural causes explain oversection. It is noted that this section is concurrent to
eighty percent of all claims.peoples personal religious beliefs, it should also be
- Old Paintnoted that as a paranormal investigator one should be
- Moldimpartial and open minded to the clients beliefs even if
- High EMFthey don't reflect their own. This section will be briefly
- Mind Altering Narcoticstouched on as there is really no way that any of the
- Gas Leaksfollowing could be proved scientifically.
- Mental IllnessNon-Human classification can be broken down into
- Matrixingthree separate categories
These are all natural causes that could explain our- Angels
sudden claims of ghosts. Though this list is not- Demons
exhaustive and again this is theoretically some natural- Deities
causes. However these things listed above have beenAngels are probably not a class we would consider a
clinically proved to be harmful to your health.haunting and are definitely the most welcome of the
Lets look at the different classifications of hauntingsspiritual visitors. Think of your guardian angel if you
now. There are several different types ofbelieve in such a being.
classifications of hauntings. These classifications helpDeities or gods are again not a class we would
identify the extent of the activity and even couldconsider a haunting and again are probably welcome
determine the validity of a claim. It is important tospirits. Ancient Greeks were often visited by what
remember that these are the guidelines thatthey believed were their "Gods", such as the many
paranormal investigators use while interviewing clientsinfidelities of Zeus.
to determine the type of activity that could beThese classes however do need characteristics to be
anticipated during an investigation. These classificationsmentioned as the next class can impersonate these
are the most commonly used by paranormalclasses to obtain what they desire.
investigators and are but one way of thinking aboutDemons are the final classification of haunting that we
hauntings. However these classifications are proving tomay encounter in the "Non-Human" category. Even if
be pretty definitive when corresponding to collectedyou do not believe in some form of religion most
evidence.people believe in some form of evil creatures that
Intelligent Haunting:plague our world. Though these creatures are
An intelligent haunting is a haunting in which the afflictingextremely rare we may encounter demonic hauntings.
spirit can and will interact and often communicate withThese hauntings are never easy to deal with. These
the client and or investigators. This type of hauntingare malicious and violent and pose just as much
occurs sometimes, this is not the most common formdanger to the client as they do us.
of haunting but will be encountered more than mostCharacteristics of Demonic hauntings:
other forms.- Violent and harmful spiritual attacks.
Signs of an intelligent haunting:- Spirits doppelganging as other human spirits to gain
- Responsive and interactive activitythe trust of the living.
- Objects being moved or influenced- Sudden changes in the attitude of the residents and
- Random acts of paranormal activityor children.
Residual Haunting:- Markings and scratches on the body of residents.
This type of haunting is by far the most common formIt is important to note that these hauntings may require
of haunting. However the definition of a residualthe help of religious leaders and other trained
haunting is noticeably different than an intelligent classdemonologists. Do not provoke or invoke demons and
haunting.certainly never invite.
In this classification there isn't any form of interaction atFinally lets look at some ways you may be able
all. It is believed to be a series of past events playeddetermine the classification of a haunting for yourself
over and over in an endless loop. These events canor for your own investigations, as these articles are to
have a set day and time known as an " Anniversaryforemost educate others in the paranormal field as
Imprint". They may be just as random as the previouswell as help those who need clarification to better
form but cant respond or interact. It is believed that theunderstand what they may be experiencing
spirit might also have no idea that it is dead and aHere are some of the methods used by paranormal
ghost.investigation groups worldwide:
Signs of a Residual Haunting:- Ask the client questions
- Activity only noticed on certain days or timesBased on the client's answers we could determine the
- Spirit is unable to communicate or unresponsivecharacteristics and classify the alleged haunting.
unable to interact- Use personal experiences at the location (If Any)
Now to look at the less common classifications ofPersonal experiences can allude to the type of
hauntings. These forms though may occur and mayhaunting we are dealing with and help determine "hot
be encountered it is important to realize that less thanspots" to investigate.
one percent of all actual hauntings consist of the next- Use the evidence collected at a location.
two classes. These are the classifications thatSome hauntings aren't clear or can be multiple types at
Hollywood likes to prey upon and distort and makeonce and could be confusing in this case we use the
popular. The next two classifications we will look atcollected evidence to determine the type and or
are:classification.
- Poltergeist- Research the characteristics/ claims prior to the
- Non-Humaninvestigation.
Poltergeist:This runs hand in hand with asking the client questions.
German for noisy ghost; an entity or energy thatAll of these methods are common to Paranormal
displays sensational interaction with the physicalInvestigators and again are not the "only" method of
environment, and manifests only when a specificdetermination. As you become more experienced your
individual or individuals are presentown instincts will determine the proper method for you
Or a ghost that manifests itself by noises, trappings orto use. Only time and patience will decide your niche
creating disorder. This particular haunting can be "lifewithin this field. Understanding takes a while and while
disrupting". This means that it will cause such ayou may be experiencing these phenomena it is
disturbance that normal everyday life will becomeimportant to realize that though many of what was
impossible. It is necessary to remember that this formmentioned in this article is widely believed and used by
of haunting is extremely rare.the pros, these are still only theories and as such are
Stated before this haunting will more than often benot one hundred percent conclusive. Only further
associated with a specific individual and in most casesresearch may shed a little more light on the unknown
this individual is a CHILD!world of the paranormal.
Lets look at some theoretical causes of a poltergeist: