The Work-from-home Fashion Primer

Last week, I reported how writers, stay-at-homethe odor starts to repel the postman, you might need
parents and online marketing geeks had chosento take out the garbage (just in case there is a rare
careers as hermits: of work-from-home hermitscheck in the mail). Wear your pajamas to the curb, but
responded, confessing that they were wearing theirI suggest replacing your slippers with shoes.
pajamas while reading my column. Fortunately verySnowshoes are recommended in Edmonton...except in
few sent me photos. Here are some of the questionsJuly and August. Don't walk to the curb if you live on a
they asked:Q: Is it acceptable to wear pajamas at highhouseboat.Q: I feel so alone. Is that normal?A: Get over
noon if Nobody sees me, or am I committing a fashionit. You are part of a glorious economic movement,
faux-pas.A: It is totally acceptable to wear pajamas atwhere people around the world choose to reject
high noon. You can even wear them at low noon. Inantiquated social norms and barricade themselves in
fact, you can wear them all day long. The onlytheir homes to make $53,976 in the first week of their
exception is in England you must not wear pajamas atnew businesses. How could you feel lonely with so
tea time. Pajamas and tea don't mix. The combinationmuch money?Q: Wow. I made only $3 in my first
can be lethal. (See the November 2002 report:week. I bet my husband $3 that I could stay in my
"Spontaneous combustion among British work-at-homehome office for three straight days without coming out.
hermits.")Q: How should I handle "casual Fridays" in myI won the bet, but I was forced to shower.A: That's not
workplace?A: I have replaced casual Fridays witha question.Q: OK, what if I make only $3 a week?A:
"formal Thursdays". Every Thursday, I take myYou might have to share your pajamas with
daughter to the play center, forcing me to shower,Nobody...until you can afford a second pair.Q: Is this
shave and don formal wear. Don't go overboard,really a growing trend?A: Yes. The International Institute
though. My three-piece suit includes jeans, t-shirt andof Social Isolation reports that by 2055, 95% of people
shoes.Q: But what if I never go out?A: Then stick towill be operating a home based business. The National
casual Fridays. Why not make Friday the day youOrganization for Studying You (NOSY) reports that by
wash your pajamas? All Nobody will see is the back2055, 95% of people will be sharing their pajamas with
of your chair, anyway.Q: What if FedEx Guy comesNobody...until they can afford a second pair.Q: Wow.
to the door?A: Tell FedEx Guy it's casual Friday, andThat's a lot of pajamas. What does this mean for the
ask him if he really wants to see howfuture.A: It means the pajama industry will become a
work-from-home hermits celebrate casual Fridays.Q: Ifmajor economic force.Q: Do you know any good
I work from home, do I still need a purse?A: Of course.pajama-based mutual funds I could invest in to take
Without a purse, what would you carry to theadvantage of this trend?A: No, but how rich can you
bathroom? Make sure your purse matches yourget investing $3 a week, anyway?That's it, everything
pajamas, though. You would not want Nobody toyou wanted to know about fashion etiquette for the
catch you with a poorly coordinated wardrobe.work-from-home hermit. One more thing: if you provide
Personally, I don't have a purse, but that's just a guyfeedback to this article on a casual Friday, please turn
thing.Q: What about taking out the garbage?A: Whenoff your web cam.